Lies
Today is the day of lies. I'll tell you why and you listen. I went college, but I was the only one in my class and the teacher was like, "you know, you could just go home. Don't you think you should go home" Student - "Yes I do, sir. But the attendance..." Teacher - "Oh don't worry about it. (Muttered) We will so screw you up." "What's that?" "I said get home safe"